Help me out here guys

[Brian McIlmoyle]

Thinking of buying a soft drink...

but lack any ability to make decisions for myself based on research..

what do you guys think?

coke? Pepsi? Mountain Dew?

or should I stick with tapwater?

reviews and Pics... if you got em..

also any pointers for how I should get out of my chair would be appreciated!

[Moonschlagen]

Can't beat tactical tapwater!

[lurkingknight]

Looking for something different? I recommend a brio, it's got quite a unique... hey wait a second...


I see what you did there.

[MultipleParadox]

Nice Post, should be stickied (not sarcastic, although I doubt those newbs would get the point)

Originally Posted by Moonschlagen

Can't beat tactical tapwater!

Be sure to to have proper training drinking that though!
(You'll get it if you read the correct thread(s) :P)



Well, now I guess this is going in the trash

[Strelok]

Originally Posted by Brian McIlmoyle

Thinking of buying a soft drink...

but lack any ability to make decisions for myself based on research..

what do you guys think?

I think you should get Mountain Dew.

coke? Pepsi? Mountain Dew?

Mountain fucking dew.

or should I stick with tapwater?

MOUNTAIN DEW

reviews and Pics... if you got em..

Review:

I opened the bottle, and drank it. It was fucking tasty. Heres a photo before I consumed it with thirst fueled vigor.



also any pointers for how I should get out of my chair would be appreciated!

Play QWOP*, then you will understand.


* Must be done whilst drinking Mountain Dew.

8==>

[Zeonprime]

Originally Posted by Brian McIlmoyle

Thinking of buying a soft drink...

but lack any ability to make decisions for myself based on research..

what do you guys think?

coke? Pepsi? Mountain Dew?

or should I stick with tapwater?

reviews and Pics... if you got em..

also any pointers for how I should get out of my chair would be appreciated!

first read the FAQ.

Second get age verified

Third go out to where people drink these drinks and ask for sips from their drinks so you can sample the different options (remember don't backwash in the drink you are sampling, that's just rude!)

Fourth, save up you pennies, nickles, dimes and quarters and don't waste your money on poor knock offs like RC Cola and the like. Remember you get what you pay for.

[DaRkCoMmAnDo]

This is full of win. I also endorse Mountain fucking Dew!

Buy legit like everyone says, don't cheap out on clones!

[Gunk]

Is coffee a 'soft' drink?

Mountain Dew will just degrade your internals. Coke will probably cause something to dissolve and fall away. Pepsi is ok, though I'm partial to Dr. Pepper.

If you can find some Dr. Pepper or Canada Dry in country, you can't go wrong there.

Good luck, and post pics of whatever you end up getting!

[Jaelommiss]

As a new drinker, I've found this thread extremely useful. I'm going to do a bit more research before choosing, but it looks like Mountain Dew is the way to go.

Before I buy some I'd like to know about aftermarket upgrades for Mountain Dew. I'm planning on keeping it in the stock bottle with a tightbore straw. If you have any suggestions feel free to PM me.

Thanks!

[Mapcinq]

Diet Coke... that shit is like crack.

[Strelok]

Anyone posting above doesn't have a clue about anything, mountain dew does pretty much everything any other soft drink does and tastes fucking Amazing at the same time.

Dont bother with that low end trash. you'll be wasting your money.

Originally Posted by Jaelommiss

As a new drinker, I've found this thread extremely useful. I'm going to do a bit more research before choosing, but it looks like Mountain Dew is the way to go.

Before I buy some I'd like to know about aftermarket upgrades for Mountain Dew. I'm planning on keeping it in the stock bottle with a tightbore straw. If you have any suggestions feel free to PM me.

Thanks!

I'm glad you asked actually. Mountain dew has such a vast array of upgrades its difficult to really steer you in the right direction. Just about anything they offer for the drink will benefit you in many ways. I personally use a highly upgraded sportsdrink bottle that has a pop cap that has melded springs installed in it for quick sipping action. It ejects enough mountain dew to satisfy your thirst craves that any other drink can't keep up.

[mas_oyama]

well, mountain dew cans are usefull because they can be recycled to make a cool christmas tree.

Start now to be prepared for nex year!

[McKee]

Personally, I recommend your own piss.

[Gato]

Originally Posted by lurkingknight

Looking for something different? I recommend a brio, it's got quite a unique... hey wait a second...


I see what you did there.

Now Brian, I'd be careful with Brio, many people claim it's the foulest tasting concoction to ever be created, and a sin against all that tastes good, capable of ruining even the greatest of meals.

Although some do like it, it seems to be an aquired taste.

[L473ncy]

It's all about that Dr. Pepper. I've got high flow valves on mine for faster consumption of Dr. pepper goodness. I even have upgraded to metal bottle caps which makes it way nicer and hefty compared to that stock plastic crap threading tolerances will be bad if you get knockoff cheap crap like Safeway Select, NoName, or Presidents Choice but if you get high quality stuff the metal bottle caps will thread on usually with no problems but maybe require a bit of dremelling for fitment.

You can even upgrade it to hot Dr. Pepper.

Q: What is hot Dr Pepper?
A: Hot Dr Pepper was developed many years ago as a refreshing winter drink. Heat Dr Pepper in a saucepan to 180 degrees, place a thin slice of lemon in the bottom of a coffee mug or insulated cup and pour the heated Dr Pepper over the lemon.

Another one that's not as common is IrnBru which isn't for everyone, it's considered a classic and not popular with everyone and it's usually a bit more expensive than other options.