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Old September 2nd, 2012, 21:45   #91
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Found this on the depths of Reddit, none of it is my content, its primarily back and forth between "Daeedorian" and "Atilla the Honey Badger"

I would not use it in a war,
I would not buy it in a store,
I do not like the black AR,
It is not from USSR.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am
I much prefer the Abakan.

Would you like it from the states?
Or would you like a snowy place?
Would you like to shoot it fast?
Or would you like it from the past?
I'm sure you'll like a new AR,
And not something from the Czar.

I would not use it in the mud,
I would not use it to spill blood,
I do not like Gene Stoner's gun
I don't find maintenance to be fun.
The only rifles that I love
Come from Mikhail Kalashnikov.

Would you use it in a pinch?
Will you not budge a single inch?
Will you set aside this dross,
and accept Eugene as boss?
I'm sure if you weren't quite so crass,
you'd love to cook with DI gas.

I would not use it as a bat
I would not use it to shoot rats
I do not like your M16,
That will not shoot if not kept clean.
Plastic and alloy's not as good
As rifle made of steel and wood.

Would you use it as a pike?
Mount on it a steel spike?
Would you choose the lighter weight,
one less thing on march to hate?
If you choose the lighter kick,
you could kill most any prick.

I would not take it on parade
I would not take it on a raid
I do not like your armalite
I do not trust it in a fight.
Your western rifle has no charms
It can't match mother Russia's arms.


Don't you like it's svelte profile?
Don't you find the stock worthwhile?
Can't you see the safety's best?
Won't you even give a test?
Your Kalashnikov's a peasant's joke,
good for nothing but wood smoke.

I would not use it to scoop crap
I would not melt it down for scrap
I do not like your twenty-two
That fragments when it should go through.
The Russian peasants all enjoy
The joke that is your plastic toy.

Would you try it if free-floated?
Surely then there's nothing bloated.
Would you lay down in the grass,
feel the trigger break like glass?
With AK, before you quit,
Broad side of barn you will not hit.

I would not use it in the sand
I would not touch it with my hand
I do not like your black carbine
I do not like AR15s
Your DI is quite obsolete
It shits gas where it also eats

Would you use where tigers dwell?
In humid climes where wood does swell?
Would you use it with more rails?
(a field in which the AK fails.)
If you'll only give a squeeze,
You'll find it works with greatest ease.

I would not use it in the woods
I would not use it in the 'hood.
I do not like your Colt M4
That breaks if dropped onto the floor.
I won't be swayed by western swine,
Keep all your rails--RIFLE IS FINE.

You will not use it in a war.
You will not use it any more.
I give up, my rhymes are done.
I must admit, it has been fun.
I think it's time to let things be.
In the end, we'll just disagree.
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Old September 2nd, 2012, 21:50   #92
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excuse the bad quality of the pics




And then my AK74 style mags finally came in

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Old September 2nd, 2012, 22:03   #93
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What type of red dot is that? And is the aeg a LCT?

PS looks awesome
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Old September 2nd, 2012, 22:05   #94
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That poetry brought a tear to me eye....sniff....sniff....beautiful!
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Old September 2nd, 2012, 22:39   #95
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What type of red dot is that? And is the aeg a LCT?

PS looks awesome
Gun is custom, red dot is PK-A
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Old September 3rd, 2012, 01:24   #96
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Just got this back from the ScooterVauto fielding it tomorrow for the first time.

21.77 RPS at 405 fps its scary
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Old September 3rd, 2012, 01:29   #97
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SRC?
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Old September 3rd, 2012, 01:30   #98
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WE Tech AK pmc turned into an AKM:
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Old September 3rd, 2012, 02:34   #99
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CYMA but the RPK broke in like 5 minutes currently trying to source a real steel one.
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Old September 3rd, 2012, 03:40   #100
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judging from the brand name and the reputation, it sounds like you broke zinc alloy bipod.
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Old September 3rd, 2012, 03:51   #101
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not even 5 minutes of play anyone know where to get a real steel replacement.
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Old September 3rd, 2012, 04:06   #102
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http://www.gunpartscorp.com/catalog/...60&catid=12147

On the bright side they ship USPS for foreign orders.
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Old September 3rd, 2012, 13:40   #103
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Awesome i'll have to order that
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Old September 17th, 2012, 22:00   #104
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This week in AK news.
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Old September 17th, 2012, 22:35   #105
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A tan PEQ box! Shame on you!
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