Ground Illumination Flares

[Dustball]

Originally Posted by ToRN

or he just finished watching batman begins before making that statement.....

Ha! I was thinking the same thing.

[surebet]

Originally Posted by bowlan

go to http://www.rocketenginesales.com

ARG! My brain is melting!

Back to the topic, IIRC WK has some para flares available, right?

[Gryphon]

Sure do. Awesome fun at night. Last month we had five guys go into the bush at the Ranch for 40+ hours as the hunted. I showed up with my buddies at 4 am on the last day to hunt them, and we torched off two paraflares to light the area up. I was talking later that evening with one of the guys in the bush and he said the flares went right over their heads and scared the crap out of em, they all took cover and prayed they were still enough that we didn't see them.

[Simon290]

Crappy tires sells road flares and I've seen flare guns at some stores as well.

[Penguin]

Originally Posted by Simon290

Crappy tires sells road flares and I've seen flare guns at some stores as well.

These are not a great idea for fields because of the heat at which they burn and their exposed flame. It's dangerous for wooded / indoor areas (so basically its dangerous anywhere) The Para-Flares are fine because they burn out before they touch down.

Originally Posted by Skruface

Not trying to be an ass or anything, but as a consumer I'd never purchase anything from an online store that doesn't even take the time to spellcheck their website - never mind one that is willing to charge me $1K to build one that looks like it was slapped together by a 9-year-old.
your right about the web site being slapped together.is was and the reason it was is because of the large number of orders from our mag,ad.
we needed a fast fix to accept orders and it worked.
as for your 9 year old remark pyrotechnics mad me 243,000 in the last 6 months of last year.
we sell rocket flares just about as fast as they can be manufactured.as for the web site is is being corrected now that customers can order from it.

As an aside, how do you plan on shipping an explosive device into Canada?

we dont we sell in the us our dealer sells to canada.

HOLY SWEET FUCK

I couldn't possibly make a site that bad on PURPOSE. You have fucking GOT to be kidding, right?

Memorable quotes off the site:

"NEED URANIUM WE HAVE THAT TOO"

"Satan the Fallen angel,were did he land when he was cast down from heaven? Siberia,fact"

"Everything you should know about Satan is on this website"

Congratulations, that's by far the worst fucking site I've EVER seen.

[Dirty Deeds]

ROTFLMFAO!!!

[Blackthorne]

I think we scared him...The site has been cleaned up so much it has

NO CONTENT LEFT!

LMFAO!

Beat me too it. Luckily, I grabbed a screenshot.

[Grim Fandango]

Just clicked on it now. Seems to have been cleaned up a bit. Although the "waver form" still has an incredible amount of mistakes in it. Oh yeah, and the small picture at the bottom left side that says "church of satan" on it. But other then that....

[Penguin]

I've always wanted to buy rocket engines from the church of satan.

Now I can!

[LucidFox]

Originally Posted by Penguin

I've always wanted to buy rocket engines from the church of satan.

Now I can!

You always wanted to as well?Wowowoowowowo i'm not the only one!

[bean]

Almost looks liek they made that site in geocities lol