[Chubby]

1. Take out magazine.
2. Visually inspect the magazine.
3. Put magazine in pouch/pocket/dump pouch/your pants etc.
4. Cant your weapon to the side your ejection port (usually right side) is on.
5. Cock the weapon two to three times to clear out any bb's.
5b. On the last cock, hold whatever it is you used to cock it completely far back.
6. While holding the cocking device ie; charging handle, cant the weapon over to the other side so you can look into the chamber and see if there are any other bb's left behind.
7. Release the charging handle and let it slide forward on its own.
8. Choose a safe place to point your weapon, then fire it to clear out any bb that may somehow have passed your expert inspection.
9. Close the dust cover of your weapon.
10. Wind your scope down to zero.
11. Place weapon down with dust cover side of receiver facing up (to mitigate dirt from getting in).
12 (optional). Perform a functions test on your weapon afterwards.
13. Bonus points to anyone who thinks this procedure sounds familiar.