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Old November 28th, 2009, 10:26   #1
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airsoft xmas carol!

Well I have a boring job at times so here I came up with this.

on the twelth day of xmas my sergent gave to me, 12 bags of bbs, 11 grenades, 10 magazines, 9 mag pouches, 8 cans of propane, 7 mech box upgrades, 6 large batteries, 5 diiiiiffrent bdus, 4 aegs, 3 gbbs, 2 combat boots, and a sniper in a sniper tower.


Now go spread the xmas cheer! And if you got any other ones post them up

ps: I was really bored

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Old November 28th, 2009, 10:54   #2
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Twas the night before Airsoft

When all through the house

Not a creature was stirring

Cause i shot the fuckin mouse

My guys were all snuggled and tucked in their beds

With visions of dead Tannies danced in their heads

When they arose from their beds screamin holy SHIT

Meh it was just Newbies not callin his hits

I kicked them in the ding ding with all of my might

have a good day airsofting and to all a good night


i came up with this before an LZ game.......

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Old November 28th, 2009, 14:14   #3
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Twas the night before Airsoft

When all through the house

Not a creature was stirring

Cause i shot the fuckin mouse

My guys were all snuggled and tucked in their beds

With visions of dead Tannies danced in their heads

When they arose from their beds screamin holy SHIT

Meh it was just Newbies not callin his hits

I kicked them in the ding ding with all of my might

have a good day airsofting and to all a good night


i came up with this before an LZ game.......

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Old November 29th, 2009, 01:51   #4
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both of you suck

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Old November 29th, 2009, 02:03   #5
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the Coleman's notes of.....

An Airsoft Carol
By Chuck Adickinsider

The miserly Bb Bastards was visited by his old business partner Sum Bitch and was warned of three ghastly visitors. The Spirit of Airsoft Past, The Spirit of Airsoft Presents and the spirit of Games Yet to come. The spirits take him through his times as a Happy Bastard, a Delinquent Bastard and a Grumpy Old Bastard. The Bastard vows to change his ways and celebrate Airsoft with all his friend and neighbours. Then that Cheatin' Bastard Tiny Tim doesn't call his hits so a bunch of wolves visit his home and chew his fkn leg off!!!

Happy Airsoft to all and to all a good .... Ah shit..... HIT! oowww fuck, hit!!!HITTT!!!
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Old November 29th, 2009, 04:59   #6
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the Coleman's notes of.....

An Airsoft Carol
By Chuck Adickinsider

The miserly Bb Bastards was visited by his old business partner Sum Bitch and was warned of three ghastly visitors. The Spirit of Airsoft Past, The Spirit of Airsoft Presents and the spirit of Games Yet to come. The spirits take him through his times as a Happy Bastard, a Delinquent Bastard and a Grumpy Old Bastard. The Bastard vows to change his ways and celebrate Airsoft with all his friend and neighbours. Then that Cheatin' Bastard Tiny Tim doesn't call his hits so a bunch of wolves visit his home and chew his fkn leg off!!!

Happy Airsoft to all and to all a good .... Ah shit..... HIT! oowww fuck, hit!!!HITTT!!!
lol huh? Lay off the rum and egg nog bud!
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Old November 29th, 2009, 11:47   #7
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Well merry fuckin christmas to you too!
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Old December 2nd, 2009, 01:11   #8
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Well merry fuckin christmas to you too!
Miss one smilie and the bann hammer falls. :xmas:
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should be sniper in a pear tree
Its so hard to build a Pear tree ghillie.
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