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Old October 3rd, 2009, 19:09   #61
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When your watching a movie and not only do you know that the props they are using are airsoft, but you can also tell the make.
quoted for truth I do that all the time watching movies.. great when you see the little gas intake valves on the bottom of pistols...
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Old October 3rd, 2009, 19:17   #62
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These ant jokes... it's more like quotes.
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Old October 4th, 2009, 14:05   #63
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You know your an airsofter when you see a girl and say "Damn, I'd let her clean my barrel anyday".

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Old October 21st, 2009, 16:38   #64
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You know your an airsofter when you take a woman home and she asks if you have protection and you throw on your goggles.
hahahaha sigged man, this is just incredible
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Old October 21st, 2009, 17:13   #65
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you know you are an airsofter when you are designing a house and your airsoft locker is the most secure room in the house and has better door than your entrance.
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Old October 23rd, 2009, 03:52   #66
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when you see a hot lady and think "dam i'd waste my high cap on her anyday"
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Old October 31st, 2009, 05:58   #67
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Hi Friends.
- A new airsoft gun is like having a child. when you first get it your gentle and caring, but as time goes on
when it doesn't wanna do wat it's supposed to do you feel like smackin the hell out of it.
- Airsoft guns hurt, modded airsoft guns hurt more...but neither compare to the ass whoopin' u get when your wife sees the bill.
- Airsoft is like a woman...once you're committed, it starts sucking the money out of you.
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Old October 31st, 2009, 08:28   #68
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Old October 31st, 2009, 08:33   #69
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Five-Six, those made my day!

You know you're an Airsofter when you can't go to Port Credit without stopping at Army Issue and spending $100+
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Old October 31st, 2009, 16:02   #70
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hi-cappas. theres a joke.
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Old October 31st, 2009, 16:41   #71
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you know your an airsofter when your having sex with a girl, and find a bb stuck to her ass
actually had it happen, then she sat down next to me and wondered why her butt hurt :P
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Old November 7th, 2009, 19:04   #72
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A black man it's like an airsoft player, he love shooting white stuff with his big black gear
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Old November 7th, 2009, 21:42   #73
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Old November 7th, 2009, 21:43   #74
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Old November 7th, 2009, 21:44   #75
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and for the noods that want to be snipers
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