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Old October 9th, 2008, 07:22   #31
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I was told about six months ago that airsoft guns are not allowed to be shipped or brought into Canada. Now i'm seeing this website for the first time and i'm shocked. How do you guys do it? Actually the question is... is it legal in all parts of Canada? I have myself here in Hong Kong about a dozen different modded guns that i want to bring home to Vancouver... and i really don't want to sell it, have it confiscated(at customs), or thrown away. What do i do? Please help!! Thanks guys... and i love the jokes and comments!!
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Old October 9th, 2008, 07:25   #32
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Oh yeah, speaking of airsoft... what do you guys enjoy playing with? (I like a nice curvacious woman)... I mean what type of guns do you guys like to play with?
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Old October 9th, 2008, 07:27   #33
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I was told about six months ago that airsoft guns are not allowed to be shipped or brought into Canada. Now i'm seeing this website for the first time and i'm shocked. How do you guys do it? Actually the question is... is it legal in all parts of Canada? I have myself here in Hong Kong about a dozen different modded guns that i want to bring home to Vancouver... and i really don't want to sell it, have it confiscated(at customs), or thrown away. What do i do? Please help!! Thanks guys... and i love the jokes and comments!!
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Old October 9th, 2008, 07:32   #34
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k first...this is the wrong thread for that question so plz delete all 3 posts as i will do the same with this one after you. secondly, you can't import guns into canada, neither by yourself nor by a company. the only way to have guns in canada is to get age verified and buy off the buy and sell boards here, find a canadian retailer, or find another site with buy and sell and buy(within canada) 3rd, just edit ONE of your posts...don't make 3 separate ones. fourthly, please read the rules, facts, FAQ's and guide topic's in the noob help sections about your questions and/or use the search option and search for keywords for wat you are asking. for you to bring those over almost guaranteed won't happen, ESPECIALLY THRU AN AIRPORT! Now i ask you to delete these posts please and either post them somewhere else or that this answered ur questions u won't post again. thx

moderators, please delete these posts as soo as one of you read this one...delete this one after as well thx.

NOONE REPLY TO HIS POSTS PLZ OR THIS ONE FOR THAT MATTER!!! I do not want spam on this thread thank you.


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Old October 9th, 2008, 10:33   #35
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- an airsoft gun is like a girl, it has a bunch of interesting parts that noobies don't know and veterans aren't stupid enough to touch.
Say what? Try aren't stupid enough NOT to touch. I don't know about you but I like touching those parts.
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Old October 9th, 2008, 13:57   #36
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srry...i forgot part of it ahaha, didn't go from head to paper right. was supposed to be "another man's girl"
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Old October 9th, 2008, 14:11   #37
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You hear "Crosman" and feel sick.

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Old October 9th, 2008, 19:02   #38
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- there is no such thing as an airsofter with a drinking or drug problem, only alcoholics and drug addicts with an airsoft problem.
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Old October 10th, 2008, 22:26   #39
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- When you are watching Scarface with your friends and shout : "Man! He's gonna blow his mechbox!" You know you are an airsofter.

- When your homepage on your web browser is Airsoft Canada, need less to say.

- When a single says to his friends at the bar : "I stayed up all night because my baby was sick."

All I can think about tonight.

G'night all!
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Old October 10th, 2008, 22:59   #40
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I lol'd at the Scarface one
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Old October 11th, 2008, 04:45   #41
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- When you are watching Scarface with your friends and shout : "Man! He's gonna blow his mechbox!" You know you are an airsofter.
...or Jesse "The Body" Ventura & his Man Portable Mini-Gun in "Predator"



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Old October 11th, 2008, 06:03   #42
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You know you've had too much airsoft when watching war movies you keep asking "I wonder how much FPS do their guns have" and wondering if they're using low-caps, mid-caps or hi-caps.
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Old October 11th, 2008, 16:31   #43
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When your watching a movie and not only do you know that the props they are using are airsoft, but you can also tell the make.
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Old October 11th, 2008, 16:54   #44
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You know you're an airsofter when someone asks you a question about RS and you answer with the gun company and then the make. Needless to say, it wasn't until after my friend asked me about the sniper rifle the German was using in Enemy at the Gates that i realised he was using a Mauser Kar98k, not a Tanaka =P
oh boy! talk about airsoft addicted.
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Old October 11th, 2008, 23:03   #45
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The words of Confucius
"He who looks down barrel looks down nothing else."
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