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Old October 7th, 2008, 02:25   #16
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- I was once asked if airsoft guns hurt, so i shot them...they then persued in asking me why i did that...so i shot them again for asking such a dumb question
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Old October 7th, 2008, 05:48   #17
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- When you know your mailman on a first name basis, you know you buy way too much shit.

- When you start moving furniture out of your room so you can fit more gear in it, you know you're an airsofter.

- When retrieving clothing from the washer/dryer and find BB's rolling around inside, you know you're an airsofter.

- When you call in sick from work just to be there at the door for when your gun arrives, you know you're an airsofter.

- Paintball is the special olympics of airsoft.

- You tell yourself over and over again "Food is more important." Twenty minutes after your pay cheque comes, you're as broke as you were twenty minutes earlier.
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Old October 7th, 2008, 05:59   #18
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you know your an airsofter when your having sex with a girl, and find a bb stuck to her ass
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Old October 7th, 2008, 06:08   #19
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- you know you're an airsofter when you write down the total u spent on airsoft and people think it's ur phone number.
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Old October 7th, 2008, 15:49   #20
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you know your an airsofter when your having sex with a girl, and find a bb stuck to her ass
hahahahah, jesus man, thats awesome. i cant believe it hasnt happend to me and the wifey yet. shes too clean i guess.
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Old October 7th, 2008, 16:00   #21
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- Paintball is the special olympics of airsoft.




ROFLMAO! So true! That is gonna be my new motto!
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Old October 8th, 2008, 17:14   #22
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[QUOTE=FNG_13;834957]- Airsofters: creeping out eavesdroppers since the 80s. "Oh man, I just got my AK in the mail today!"

So true,i spoke in my cegep about the fact i will get my Shotgun Stinger34P soon (im new to airsoft so ill try it in a game in december, if i like ill buy a more decent replica), and some student ask us if it was a true shotgun or a toy.
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Old October 8th, 2008, 17:34   #23
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- Your landlady asks about the two dozen small white pellets that somehow got into the mechanism and broke a $600 washing machine, and you subtly try to hide the two million more on your floor.

- Halloween is just an excuse to wear your gear in public/to a club.
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Old October 8th, 2008, 18:12   #24
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You know your an airsofter when you take a woman home and she asks if you have protection and you throw on your goggles.
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Old October 8th, 2008, 18:39   #25
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- I have amazing aim when I shoot my airsoft gun. I have never missed a single shot before, I hit the trees and the bushes and the ground....
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Old October 8th, 2008, 19:02   #26
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Seeing the look on someones face when they over hear that you unloaded on another guy.
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Old October 8th, 2008, 23:39   #27
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you know you play too much airsoft when you hear a out-of-place noise in your home, and the first thing you do is find cover
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Old October 8th, 2008, 23:52   #28
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-You know your an airsofter when you spend money just to store your extra gear.

-When your maillady gets proggressively better looking the larger your airsoft orders are...
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Old October 9th, 2008, 02:53   #29
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-You know your an airsofter when you spend money just to store your extra gear.

-When your maillady gets proggressively better looking the larger your airsoft orders are...
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Old October 9th, 2008, 06:28   #30
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- if you have to take more than one breath when listing out your equipment, you might be an airsofter.

- if you have ever heard a noise outside and u grabbed your sidearm to look out the window to see if some1 is thr, you might be an airsofter.

- an airsoft gun is like another man's girl, it has a bunch of interesting parts that noobies don't know and veterans aren't stupid enough to touch.

- airsoft is technically a porn movie...it involves getting taken from behind, getting balls in the face and then a load blasted all over your chest.

- if you can say you've had another man's tiny balls in your mouth with a straight face, you might be an airsofter.

- if you can hear you wallet crying at night, you might be a...hmm, no...then you're definitely an airsofter

- It's funny how people sometimes forget your callsign, like this one time i shot a teammate and they called me "a$$hole"

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