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Old October 6th, 2008, 09:43   #1
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Airsoft Jokes

ok here's the idea guys...make up jokes about airsoft and airsoft only, and please guys...don't rip off other jokes, make up your own. I'll start...

- The only reason your teammates tell you to keep your head down is so u can't see them laughing at you.

- Alberta airsofters like the frontal attacks, Manitoba players like the sneaky rear attacks, Saskatchewan players always seem to be taking it both ways.

- I find bb's in my boots alot...but only because i'm walking all over the competition.

- The funniest thing in airsoft is to send a newbie into an ambush only for him to realize the safety is on.

- I have amazing aim when I shoot my airsoft gun. I have never missed a single shot before, I hit the trees and the bushes and the ground....

- Airsoft is like drinking, it starts off with just a few shots, but before you know it your lying on the ground yelling for help.

- Men use hand signals on the airsoft field not for communication but because when they get back home their wife becomes the instructor.

- Married men who play airsoft love to go full auto because back at home they never get to blow their load of little white attackers.

- Airsoft is fun till a rookie gets shot...then it becomes hilarious.

- A sidearm is like viagra, when the big gun won't work, we rely on a small thing to do the job for it.

- Every good airsofter knows what guns are good and which are bad...every bad airsofter just knows which ones hurt more.

- Stealth in airsoft is like getting a "hummer", as long as your teammates keep their head down and keep moving their safe...but as soon as they lift their head past the "bush" they get a blast of white stuff right to the face.

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Old October 6th, 2008, 09:45   #2
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Old October 6th, 2008, 19:53   #3
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wow...i am truly shocked, like actually genuinely shocked no1 is posting here.
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Old October 6th, 2008, 20:26   #4
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wow...i am truly shocked, like actually genuinely shocked no1 is posting here.
Airsoft is serious business

Some of them are awesome lol
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Old October 6th, 2008, 20:34   #5
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Old October 6th, 2008, 22:14   #6
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Old October 6th, 2008, 22:46   #7
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i can't even think of more jokes cause i'm zoned out on ALLGAR's avatar lol
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Old October 6th, 2008, 22:57   #8
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Old October 7th, 2008, 00:03   #9
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haha thx Dj...
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Old October 7th, 2008, 00:19   #10
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Funny stuff.
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Old October 7th, 2008, 01:11   #11
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- Airsoft is like a woman...once you're committed, it starts sucking the money out of you.

- "I took one in the mouth" simply does not carry the same connotation off the field.

- Never accuse a guy with a big rifle of having a small gun. If he's big enough to carry that thing, he probably swings it pretty hard too.

- Melding springs. Do I need to say more?

- Airsoft gun: $675. Loadout: 1.5k Bag of .25g BBs: $20. Realizing Milsim is just a step above LARPing: Priceless.

- Airsofters: creeping out eavesdroppers since the 80s. "Oh man, I just got my AK in the mail today!"

- Canadian airsoft: It's like Stalag 13. No one gets contraband in or out...right.

- More to follow when I don't have to do work.
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Old October 7th, 2008, 01:29   #12
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Airsoft is like drinking, it starts off with just a few shots, but before you know it your lying on the ground yelling for help.
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Old October 7th, 2008, 01:34   #13
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Airsofters: creeping out eavesdroppers since the 80s. "Oh man, I just got my AK in the mail today!"
beautifully said, and soo true. ( reminds me of my friend and i the other day.)
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Old October 7th, 2008, 01:48   #14
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- a new airsoft gun is like having a child. when you first get it your gentle and caring, but as time goes on when it doesn't wanna do wat it's supposed to do you feel like smackin the hell out of it.

- Airsoft guns hurt, modded airsoft guns hurt more...but neither compare to the ass whoopin' u get when your wife sees the bill.

- you know you play too much airsoft when your wife tells you to do something and you say "copy that"

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Old October 7th, 2008, 01:49   #15
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- Airsoft guns hurt, modded airsoft guns hurt more...but neither compare to the ass whoopin' u get when your wife sees the bill.
hahahahah nice, and so true.
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