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Old April 28th, 2008, 23:47   #1
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Save Canadian Airsoft, Join Dan's Kids

I'd rather light a candle than curse the darkness so I'm inviting you all to join Dan's Kids. It's a grassroots program that's simple enough for anyone to follow.

All you need to do is put a jar on your dresser and every time you shoot someone in a game drop a toonie in after the game. When those jars are all full to bursting across the country we'll start phase two.

All those jars will go towards paying for a Telethon. That's right I'll be up there just like Jerry Lewis showing the world Canada's secret shame. You'll help me find poster boys in our ranks to show what happens when grown men are forced to spend too much money on toy guns. All the horror and meltdowns of the ASC trash bin will be on live TV along with testimonials from other countries where Airsoft is legal.

You know where those folks are, living in the parents basement, no hopers who's self esteem is being irreparably damaged by the lack of easy access to phallic symbols. These are human rights we are being denied.

Did you know that in the cesspool of crime to the South of us that anyone can buy an AEG for virtually pennies? Is that fair? No!

Did you know that in England municipal governments will give young men financial grants to buy kit? That's right; it's so accepted as an afterschool activity like football or hockey that chav kids are running around in free Blackhawk Down loadouts. Is that fair to have Canadians running around in Sears Active Wear camo, our Canadian laws came from the same root! Why must we suffer?

We'll board up all the McDonalds and turn them into CQB houses; we'll have music class replaced with IPSC. Anyone who laughed at us will pay (whoops, phase five, getting ahead of myself).

We'll show them all, and here's the real trick to this. While the politicians can't make a dent in homelessness or cancer they'll be able to right this wrong with the stroke of a pen. My plan cannot fail.


Join now all you need is a jar beside your bed and some loose change. You have the power. If you are not with me you hate Airsoft!
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Old April 28th, 2008, 23:53   #2
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Wow, talk about initiative...

It's interesting and very ambitious to say the least. Good luck!
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Old April 29th, 2008, 00:02   #3
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uhmm.......
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Old April 29th, 2008, 00:03   #4
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is this a joke?
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Old April 29th, 2008, 00:10   #5
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I seriously hope so
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Old April 29th, 2008, 00:16   #6
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Old April 29th, 2008, 00:21   #7
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Finally an initiative to save Canadian airsoft that's well thought out and can't fail.

Well done.
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Old April 29th, 2008, 00:35   #8
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lmao, I doubt it works.... higher chance it media would refuse to tell or corruption in the money towards to someone's gain
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Old April 29th, 2008, 00:47   #9
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We've gotten by alright so far. I say roll with what we got. Not that it wouldn't be a bad thing not having to hide our love for airsoft from the world. But in the end i think we Canadians have a much greater appreciation for the sport then many other countries who take it for granted.
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Old April 29th, 2008, 00:59   #10
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I'm going to shortlist everyone who posts in this thread as a candidate to appear on the telethon.

Not sure how I'll thin out the herd, maybe let everyone loose in a field a la "The Most Dangerous Game".

Might even swing a game show out of this before we're done,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Old April 29th, 2008, 01:42   #11
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Hmm.. Me thinks my posts intention may have slipped by, even with my name.
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Old April 29th, 2008, 02:47   #12
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Hmm.. Me thinks my posts intention may have slipped by, even with my name.
No way man you'll be like my Dean Martin!
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Old April 29th, 2008, 03:27   #13
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Send all money to me so i can gather it up

And buy another PTW.
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Old April 29th, 2008, 16:01   #15
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No way man you'll be like my Dean Martin!

Excellent, I'll start drinking now.
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