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Old June 18th, 2007, 15:52   #1
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10 signs that you might be a noob......

My brother sent me this link just now, and I found it amusing enough to share it with you all. It was originally posted on the www.airsoftohio.com forums by Loki. So all credit/blame should go to him.


First off, let me begin by saying that these are general occurrences, and are not in reference to any particular person or incident. If you believe that you might be a noob, and are easily offended, go away, and don't read this.

With that said, I give you the top 10 signs you might be a noob.

10. You post a thread asking about peoples opinions of a gun, then get pissed off that they think you're a noob, then you proceed to insult them due to that fact.

9. You ask the question "What is the best AEG for under $50(or $100)".

8. You scoff at people and call them "elitist" for buying real tactical gear and good guns, then wonder why your "affordable" gear falls apart.

7. You show up to airsoft games and try to grab others' gear or guns without asking them.

6. You call magazines "clips".

5. You ask how you can upgrade your Cyma/Cybergun AEG, then get angry when told that it can't be done.

4. You send off applications and requests to join every airsoft team in your area without ever having played.

3. You think Classic Army is the most original company to ever make AEGs.

2. You think Tokyo Marui is pronounced "To-kee-oh Mao-ri".

-and now, for the number one sign that you might be a noob......

1. You think Cybergun makes the best airsoft products available.


Here is the link to the original in case you are interested.
http://www.airsoftohio.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=13273
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Old June 18th, 2007, 16:17   #2
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I dont care who ya are thats funny right there!
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Old June 18th, 2007, 16:30   #3
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Old June 18th, 2007, 16:34   #4
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10. You post a thread asking about peoples opinions of a gun, then get pissed off that they think you're a noob, then you proceed to insult them due to that fact

done that before
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Old June 18th, 2007, 16:35   #5
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3. You think Classic Army is the most original company to ever make AEGs.
They are original. They've copied more TM guns than anyone else.
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Old June 18th, 2007, 16:46   #6
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So how do you pronounce Tokyo Marui?
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Old June 18th, 2007, 16:49   #7
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This is really bland, either a daily occurance here or just not all that funny. ASC could most definatly think up 10 funnier things.

I give it a 6 on a pH scale for an acid contest.
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Old June 18th, 2007, 16:57   #9
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Old June 18th, 2007, 17:17   #10
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11.you think you need a helmet and a pistol.

12.you lose your pistol while running

13.you lose mags while running

14.you puke because you're out of shape
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Old June 18th, 2007, 17:28   #11
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Lol, that made my day.

Jimski, how does being out of shape make you a noob? Also, I know seasoned players who've lost mags or their pistol even. And some people may need a pistol and/or helmet because of the role/look their trying to fullfill.
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Old June 18th, 2007, 17:34   #12
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Hah!

The guy that sold me my EBB years ago, kept correcting me when I called it a Tokyo Marui, and kept saying Mauri.

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Old June 18th, 2007, 18:00   #13
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Jimski, how does being out of shape make you a noob? Also, I know seasoned players who've lost mags or their pistol even. And some people may need a pistol and/or helmet because of the role/look their trying to fullfill.
thread's title:
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Old June 18th, 2007, 18:03   #14
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meh, not so funny, i giigled i admit.

I like the one about grabbing guns. So true
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thread's title:
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