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Old February 19th, 2007, 04:16   #1
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Shitsoft In San Francisco Stores ( 56k death!!)

I could simply NOT believe my eyes when I saw this CRAP. All I'll say is that I saw it in a San Francisco store, however to make sure none of you under-age anal-pirates get ahold of it, I won't say which location as these are ONLY at one location.

This is crap-soft at it's worst. Guns range in price from $20 to $40 (marked down from $90!)

Thoughts? Opinions? Hate-Mail for me? (lord knows I haven't received much of that in recent months)


OK, not airsoft related, but funny none-the-less.




It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a 1/3 scale PSG-1 wannabe! On the boxes, the workers had to scratch out with a black felt marker "Comes with 100 bb's!" because they really come with about 10.


What in the HELL is this and why the hell does it need a bipod?!


umm.. right..


Please excuse the shitty angles, I was wearing a coat and had to hide the fact I was taking pictures in this shitty store.


$30




Wow, and it even comes with a REAL laser-sight!




Does that G36-wanna-be come with an AK magazine...?






So THAT'S how they get around it.. just put a yellow label on the box saying "This is not a replica of any real gun!" and start quoting law references...


"Infrared Collimate and Flashlight"... what the hell is a Collimate? Also, why the fuck does it say Double-action? Semi-automatic design... excuse me? Also, what in the HELL is a "Nolster"??? How the hell would you use this in a Holster if you even had one!?!?!


STUPID FUCKING SAN FRANCISCO!
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Old February 19th, 2007, 04:30   #2
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"Infrared Collimate and Flashlight"... what the hell is a Collimate? Also, why the fuck does it say Double-action? Semi-automatic design... excuse me? Also, what in the HELL is a "Nolster"??? How the hell would you use this in a Holster if you even had one!?!?!
Once upon a time I had a collection of "Shitsoft" box cover art with some of the most hilariously bad Chinese to English translations you can image. "Premium Wind Gun" and the like. I was reminded of them when I saw the warning in the right hand corner of the last picture that read - "Always Read Throught The Manual..."

Aqua, if I find those pics, mind if I post them in your thread?
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Old February 19th, 2007, 04:30   #3
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Old February 19th, 2007, 04:31   #4
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Haha. After hearing before this about your procurement of an Airsoft gun from San Francisco, I went out to try and get one. I tried looking at (location removed to protect the innocent) but didn't find them. So I guess they're at another location. And you can't really blame San Francisco can you? I know they're supplying them, but more like blame the makers of the Crapsoft for bringing the guns into existence. :P
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Old February 19th, 2007, 04:37   #5
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There isn't much reason to lambaste a particular store in the US for carrying low grade airsoft. There's lots of it in the US. You're criticizing a product which isn't marketed to your demographic. It's like making fun of HotWheels when you drive a riced up Civic.
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Oh damn I'm so tempted to go and ask them questions about the guns...

Hey..if they can get shitsoft..could they get good stuff?
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Old February 19th, 2007, 07:55   #7
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Guys, I've seen those in Canada. Even bought one to see how crappy they were. And god, are they ever crappy.

Have not seen them is those stores since, I think they were removed in the Ottawa store but I may be wrong.
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There isn't much reason to lambaste a particular store in the US for carrying low grade airsoft. There's lots of it in the US. You're criticizing a product which isn't marketed to your demographic. It's like making fun of HotWheels when you drive a riced up Civic.
This is a CANADIAN store located in Saskatchewan, Alberta and British Columbia
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This is a CANADIAN store located in Saskatchewan, Alberta and British Columbia
Sorry, I hadn't realized that there was a San Francisco in Canada.
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Sorry, I hadn't realized that there was a San Francisco in Canada.
And I just realized my response came off a little too much as assholish. Sorry, didn't mean it like that.
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That mom is hot!
That mom is like 13 years old.
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That mom is like 13 years old.
Hit it before it expires!

Can't wait until one of these shows up in an airsoft game.
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Old February 19th, 2007, 14:36   #15
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ok their selling it for like what its worth, i understand that, but calling it high grade?
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