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Old April 18th, 2006, 21:54   #16
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That'd be great , Greylocks 8)
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Old April 18th, 2006, 22:31   #17
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i lol'd. thanks for the laugh atreyu!
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Old April 18th, 2006, 22:51   #18
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Thou shalt not mention ANYTHING from Canadian Tire.
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Old April 18th, 2006, 22:58   #19
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Thou shall learn to read, then thou shall learn to write properly in at least one language.
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Old April 18th, 2006, 22:59   #20
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....Thou shal get shitface with ur friends after each game.....
And sometimes before.
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Old April 19th, 2006, 00:26   #21
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GreyLocks is more the "Airsoft Moses", wrath of the bb gods, Burning bush and parting the red sea kind of guy. Old testament fury of fundamentalists.
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Old April 19th, 2006, 02:47   #22
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The updated list (who's going to carry the stone tablet with this many rules on it - worse, what's the punishment for violating them?):

- Thou shall have forgotten to charge batteries on the day of a game
- Look ferocious in front of paintballers
- Stay out of the photographers way when acting like a knob
- Only ask a question on ASC when wearing a nomex flame retardant suit
- Own a pair of ballistic glasses to sit and look good beside your paintball approved goggles (even if you never use em)
- Always ask for bb's at either the last minute, or when you have no need for them at all
- Hit the ground when you are fired at ... those bb's can kill!
- Thou shall always be "confirmed" in everything you do...unless your ride craps out
- Armyissue shall sell pants
- Thou shall not piss off greylocks
- Thou shall probably spend more on thier airsoft gear then thier car
- You shall ditch the girlfriend on sunny weekend airsoft games and sleep on the couch that night
- Thou shall monitor thyne post count in hopes that it will bring thou some type of glory in thyne own eyes (which it won't)!
- Tru is the one TRU god thou shalt not worship any other AEG gods before him
- Thou shalt not Chairsoft
- Thou shalt honour the GAME day
- Thou shalt call your hits
- Thou shalt not Team Kill
- Thou shalt honour the mercy rule
- Thou shalt not steal
- Thou shalt be Verified
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours AEG
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours gear
- Thou shall not flake during sales/sells/trades
- Thou shal get shitface with ur friends after each game n tell ur girl u didnt answer ur phone cuz u were sleeping
- Thou shalt not mention ANYTHING from Canadian Tire
- Thou shall learn to read, then thou shall learn to write properly in at least one language

Keep em coming...
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Old April 19th, 2006, 04:12   #23
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- Thou shalt know OD green as a primary colour
- Thou shalt pay $20 for a Treadstone "surprise"
- Thou shalt use propane
- Thou shalt covet Barteks sister
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Old April 19th, 2006, 12:02   #24
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The updated list (who's going to carry the stone tablet with this many rules on it - worse, what's the punishment for violating them?):
What about carrying the stone tablets with the rules on it as a punishment for violating them?
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Old April 19th, 2006, 12:37   #25
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- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours AEG
tru dat, tru dat. amen my brutha! i dont want you playin with thems clear plastic electric pistols from Home Hardware Bobby Bushea, those are for the devil!
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Old April 19th, 2006, 17:50   #26
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Thou shall shut up after two others (or more) tell you the same thing/clue.
Thou shall realize that bitching about laws will not change them.
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Old April 19th, 2006, 20:01   #27
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Thou shall not take off your goggles during the middle of the game for the UBER realism
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Old April 19th, 2006, 20:20   #28
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Pissing off greylocks just earns you a scathing commentary, pissing off the mods and admins gets you removed from the community.
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Old May 28th, 2006, 09:56   #29
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- Never forget that anytime you go for dinner after a game that it's Zeonprime's birthday (so get him pie'd)!
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Old May 28th, 2006, 13:47   #30
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