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Old April 18th, 2006, 03:56   #1
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The 10 (and then some) Commandments of Airsoft

1 - Thou shall have forgotten to charge batteries on the day of a game
2 - Look ferocious in front of paintballers
3 - Stay out of the photographers way when acting like a knob
4 - Only ask a question on ASC when wearing a nomex flame retardant suit
5 - Own a pair of ballistic glasses to sit and look good beside your paintball approved goggles (even if you never use em)
6 - Always ask for bb's at either the last minute, or when you have no need for them whatsoever
7 - Hit the ground when you are fired at ... those bb's can kill!
8 - Thou shall always be "confirmed" in everything you do... unless your ride craps out
9 - Armyissue shall sell pants
10 - Thou shall not piss off greylocks

Any I've forgotten?
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Old April 18th, 2006, 03:59   #2
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Old April 18th, 2006, 12:30   #3
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11) Thou shall probably spend more on thier airsoft gear then thier car.
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Old April 18th, 2006, 12:34   #4
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You shall ditch the girlfriend on sunny weekend airsoft games and sleep on the couch that night.
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Old April 18th, 2006, 12:48   #5
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Very important: Thou shall call your hits
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thou shall not not call hits
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Old April 18th, 2006, 13:26   #7
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If thou does not call thy hits, thou shall be showerd by a high cap or two and then be banished by the field lord.
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Old April 18th, 2006, 13:52   #8
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15 - Thou shall monitor thyne post count in hopes that it will bring thou some type of glory in thyne own eyes (which it won't)!
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Old April 18th, 2006, 14:02   #9
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I Tru is the one TRU god thou shalt not worship any other AEG gods before him
II Thou shalt not Chairsoft
III Thou shalt honour the GAME day
IV Thou shalt call your hits
V Thou shalt not Team Kill
VI Thou shalt honour the mercy rule
VII Thou shalt not steal
VIII Thou shalt be Verified
IX Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours AEG
X Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours gear
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Old April 18th, 2006, 15:16   #10
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I feel LIKE aT church LOL !! The church of airsoft

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Old April 18th, 2006, 19:01   #11
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Thou shall not flake during sales/sells/trades
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Old April 18th, 2006, 20:05   #12
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wut about Thou shal get shitface with ur friends after each game n tell ur girl u didnt answer ur phone cuz u were sleeping,
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Gee, I'm a commandment?
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Old April 18th, 2006, 20:32   #14
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Seems so. :lol:
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Old April 18th, 2006, 20:45   #15
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Wish it was so simple, I'd command a few folks to forget airsoft exists, or newbies to read before typing.
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