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Old March 14th, 2011, 17:33   #16
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Newbie status is lifted after you go through The Initiation.
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Old March 14th, 2011, 17:45   #17
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This is how it was broken down to me as I was re-integrating back into the Airsoft community after a long hiatus:
1. get av'd
2. get a gun
3. get gear
4. show up for a game (don't forget gun and gear)
5. Get your first kill at +50 ft
6. If you don't giggle and get shot while bragging about your kill while moving on to next target, you have graduated from newbie.

Things to not do:
1. Refer to sniper rifles as "snipers"
2. Think that you're the best
3. Shit in your pants when someone fires off a SAW in your direction.
4. Post multiple stupid questions on ASC asking the same thing, just in a different way.
5. Bitch about how hard those little pellets hit your ass

Contrary to what you think, ASC members are not sharks, wolves, vultures or velociraptors, they're wonderful, helpful people that love fellow airsoft fanatics. However, if you tick em off with stupidity, they can turn into hybrid creatures which are part sharks with lasers, part wolf with adamantium claws, part vulture and part velociraptor with the efficiency of a well oiled Stihl chainsaw and I ain't talkin' one handers.
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Old March 14th, 2011, 18:20   #18
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Newbie status is lifted after you go through The Initiation.
First rule of Initiation is that you do not talk about initiation.
He'll figure it out when the firing line forms.
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Old March 14th, 2011, 19:09   #19
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Basically, think of the newbie thank like a protective barrier.

Once your posts start to wander outside the protective barrier, the vultures are free to pick at your flesh. And rightfully so.

Simply put, if you need your hand held, stay in the newbie section.
/hides in barrier *^_^*
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Old March 14th, 2011, 19:11   #20
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Awe ok, well i guess well have to see and find out. So anything i post has to be in this sectin?
I have to admit this made me laugh.
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Old March 14th, 2011, 19:42   #21
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Thanks for all the info guys! I got all my guns and gear, just waiting to play!
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Old March 14th, 2011, 19:43   #22
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I have to admit this made me laugh.
The only reason i asked that is because every forum is different. Im always on paintball forums and have thousands of posts on them, but it can all change when you go to a different forum or community.
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Old March 14th, 2011, 20:59   #23
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The only reason i asked that is because every forum is different. Im always on paintball forums and have thousands of posts on them, but it can all change when you go to a different forum or community.
Yea this forum is way less noob-friendly than any gaming forum out there. At the bare minimum, I'd suggest you get AV'd before you post anything outside of Newbie Tank. Learned my lesson the hard way *emotionally scarred 4 lyfe* :,(
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Old March 14th, 2011, 22:46   #24
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I don't know if I'd compare the ASC Hate Machine to vultures. More like a hungry pack of wolves, or maybe velociraptors.
Have you considered sharks with lasers?

You have to count the 'cool' factor :P
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Old March 14th, 2011, 22:49   #25
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If you make it 3 months and I haven't banned you, then your pretty safe.
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Old March 14th, 2011, 22:49   #26
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Thanks for all the info guys! I got all my guns and gear, just waiting to play!
You're newbie status is lifted when you stop posting needy threads and just sign up to games.

Post less...play more.
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Old March 14th, 2011, 23:45   #27
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You're newbie status is lifted when you stop posting needy threads and just sign up to games.

Post less...play more.
As soon as my AV goes through :>
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Old March 15th, 2011, 00:14   #28
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As soon as my AV goes through :>
Dont think you're safe just yet. We know where you live, and when you least expect it, All 50 of us will pile out of a mini cooper and form a firing line.

You could be sleeping, cooking or even taking a shit when you hear "Shooters... READY. AIM! FIRE!!!"

Hide behind your Cosmo Magazine, cowering in your stall, because we will find you and when we do, you will pray that we dont have grenades... of course we do, but you will still pray, fully knowing that you are doomed either way.

Enjoy that peaceful shit... it could be your last!
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Old March 15th, 2011, 00:40   #29
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Dont think you're safe just yet. We know where you live, and when you least expect it, All 50 of us will pile out of a mini cooper and form a firing line.

You could be sleeping, cooking or even taking a shit when you hear "Shooters... READY. AIM! FIRE!!!"

Hide behind your Cosmo Magazine, cowering in your stall, because we will find you and when we do, you will pray that we dont have grenades... of course we do, but you will still pray, fully knowing that you are doomed either way.

Enjoy that peaceful shit... it could be your last!
50 people in a mini cooper? Now you got me interested
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Old March 15th, 2011, 00:50   #30
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50 people in a mini cooper? Now you got me interested
Its not hard. Go study oragami... Its the same principle with people as it is paper.
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