Airsoft Jokes

[Cheeseduck]

- I was once asked if airsoft guns hurt, so i shot them...they then persued in asking me why i did that...so i shot them again for asking such a dumb question

[NovaKaynE]

- When you know your mailman on a first name basis, you know you buy way too much shit.

- When you start moving furniture out of your room so you can fit more gear in it, you know you're an airsofter.

- When retrieving clothing from the washer/dryer and find BB's rolling around inside, you know you're an airsofter.

- When you call in sick from work just to be there at the door for when your gun arrives, you know you're an airsofter.

- Paintball is the special olympics of airsoft.

- You tell yourself over and over again "Food is more important." Twenty minutes after your pay cheque comes, you're as broke as you were twenty minutes earlier.

[White_knight]

you know your an airsofter when your having sex with a girl, and find a bb stuck to her ass

[Cheeseduck]

- you know you're an airsofter when you write down the total u spent on airsoft and people think it's ur phone number.

[Ktown Militia]

Originally Posted by White_knight

you know your an airsofter when your having sex with a girl, and find a bb stuck to her ass

hahahahah, jesus man, thats awesome. i cant believe it hasnt happend to me and the wifey yet. shes too clean i guess.

[meekwap]

- Paintball is the special olympics of airsoft.




ROFLMAO! So true! That is gonna be my new motto!

[Phylippe]

[QUOTE=FNG_13;834957]- Airsofters: creeping out eavesdroppers since the 80s. "Oh man, I just got my AK in the mail today!"

So true,i spoke in my cegep about the fact i will get my Shotgun Stinger34P soon (im new to airsoft so ill try it in a game in december, if i like ill buy a more decent replica), and some student ask us if it was a true shotgun or a toy.

[Coma]

- Your landlady asks about the two dozen small white pellets that somehow got into the mechanism and broke a $600 washing machine, and you subtly try to hide the two million more on your floor.

- Halloween is just an excuse to wear your gear in public/to a club.

[Rukus]

You know your an airsofter when you take a woman home and she asks if you have protection and you throw on your goggles.

[incrediboy729]

- I have amazing aim when I shoot my airsoft gun. I have never missed a single shot before, I hit the trees and the bushes and the ground....

Also sigged!!

[TCLP]

Seeing the look on someones face when they over hear that you unloaded on another guy.

[Daiviet]

you know you play too much airsoft when you hear a out-of-place noise in your home, and the first thing you do is find cover

[Beazer]

-You know your an airsofter when you spend money just to store your extra gear.

-When your maillady gets proggressively better looking the larger your airsoft orders are...

[Styrak]

Originally Posted by Beazer

-You know your an airsofter when you spend money just to store your extra gear.

-When your maillady gets proggressively better looking the larger your airsoft orders are...

ORDER MORE!

[Cheeseduck]

- if you have to take more than one breath when listing out your equipment, you might be an airsofter.

- if you have ever heard a noise outside and u grabbed your sidearm to look out the window to see if some1 is thr, you might be an airsofter.

- an airsoft gun is like another man's girl, it has a bunch of interesting parts that noobies don't know and veterans aren't stupid enough to touch.

- airsoft is technically a porn movie...it involves getting taken from behind, getting balls in the face and then a load blasted all over your chest.

- if you can say you've had another man's tiny balls in your mouth with a straight face, you might be an airsofter.

- if you can hear you wallet crying at night, you might be a...hmm, no...then you're definitely an airsofter

- It's funny how people sometimes forget your callsign, like this one time i shot a teammate and they called me "a$$hole"