Beware of manchovie!!!

[Strelok]

Hurp durpa durp, durp derpa hurpa dur.

Derpa derp.

Thats about as much as I could get out of this thread.

[White_knight]

Making shit up? I'm quoting your words contradicting yourself

[HackD]

Originally Posted by Bdot

alright for the last fucking time this is for hackD, white-knight, and all the others who are still making up stupid shit. He only let us dry fire both guns inside his house. They seemed fine until he heard a rattling noise as soon as we got into the car. We got out of the car back into his house asked him wtf was going on and he said everything is fine. We drove back home put bbs in it and realized they wouldnt shoot. Called him back and he knows exactly whats wrong with it? He dry fired it FOR US cus we werent allowed to shoot inside his house cus he obviously knew something was broken. What the fuck do you people not understand? Ur complaining about my english and spelling when u cant even read properly. The 140$ was for his shitty ass service!!!! I had to pay him 500$ for everything if thats easier for u to understand HackD. And ya you dont work on magpul "crap", those are external parts idiot. Its a custom full metal TROY m7 built by a legit, respectful gundoc on here a few years back. Ya its a hobby, one that i dont have the time to learn how to fix every part of a gun. I like to shoot them not build them, wtf is a gun doc for then? I guess to some of you guys its a place to store your guns for a while until he finaly wants to work it and then charge u up the ass. 100/hr gtfo thats pretty sad if anyone would for shit like that, just clearly shows what i have to deal with.

Yeah uh, ok. I'm the idiot now, Bd(i)ot.

I can read perfectly fine.. it just appears that it is your particularly immature brand of engrish, that i am having some painful issues with.

So you paid $140.00 in labor, on $360.00 in parts.. big whoop. Suck it up Chuckles, and learn to turn a screw-driver yourself, to save some money and a gun-doc some grief.. like you have a choice on that now.

[theshaneler]

i have read threw this entire thread, and there is one really important thing that a lot of people have missed.

holy Jesus titty fucking Christ, there is such a thing as bacon jam!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!

wildcard... pics or it didn't happen... this may have just made my day... no! my month.... no! MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

[Kable]

Can we get a BanHammer Drake?? Ive been waiting for 6 months for a gun Illusion has... do you see me bitching like a 12 year old girl on the forums? Again... Banhammer please...

[TaroBear]

Originally Posted by theshaneler

i have read threw this entire thread, and really there is one really important thing that a lot of people have missed.

holy Jesus titty fucking Christ, there is such a thing as bacon jam!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!

wildcard... pics or it didn't happen... this may have just made my day... no! my month.... no! MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

+1, Wildcard, is it jam made with bacon, or just jam that tastes like bacon?

[wildcard]

Originally Posted by TaroBear

+1, Wildcard, is it jam made with bacon, or just jam that tastes like bacon?

Jam made with maple cured double smoked bacon, foie gras and Niagara apples

[fumoffu]

wow just wow.

I had my m249 for services and I had to take a 4 hrs road trips to get a gun doc. Then had to wait for 4 months ish to get it back. He was busy with other guns and I understand him. Then took another 4 hrs trip to get it. Didn't cry or bitch about it.

Sooo much contradictions in this thread by bdot

[theshaneler]

Originally Posted by wildcard

Jam made with maple cured double smoked bacon, foie gras and Niagara apples

and do you sell this stuff cuz i gotsta try it!!!!!! :O

.... im gunna be honest, i just felt a tingling sensation in my pants


fun fact: this jam convo is the most productive part of this thread.

[fumoffu]

side note here.

Avoid the bacon flavor salt. Did not like it that much.

[Drake]

Originally Posted by Qlong

Requesting Bravo Alpha November on coordinates 48739er.

Trollcrusher 1-1, cleared hot, running in.

[White_knight]

Mmmm bacon flavored bacon, tastes just like bacon.

[theshaneler]

dont lock the thread, i wanna know more about this life changing bacon jam!

[White_knight]

Originally Posted by Drake

Trollcrusher 1-1, cleared hot, running in.

Good effect on target.

[HackD]

My attempt to redeem this turkey of a thread..



Great way to cure a healthy heart..