Man your best bet if you just want something like that is (I can't believe I'm recommending this) just a TM Boys series. They're inexpensive, run on AA batteries, and they're decent for plinking in the basement and what have you. They're better than a springer, and they *are* an AEG...ish... Probably your best bet. Ken at 007 sells them.
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