This somehow seems appropriate here...
YouTube - Dawg the hall monitor
Wish I could find a clip of the boys going for the tactical entry when they were playing police and were after that girls dolly who was being held hostage by two guys whose line was "We're gay".
"The hydrogen economy car from the people who brought you the 'Hindenburg
'" - Glen Foster
Condoms do not guarantee safe sex any more. A friend of mine wore one and was shot by the woman's husband!