- When you know your mailman on a first name basis, you know you buy way too much shit.
- When you start moving furniture out of your room so you can fit more gear in it, you know you're an airsofter.
- When retrieving clothing from the washer/dryer and find BB's rolling around inside, you know you're an airsofter.
- When you call in sick from work just to be there at the door for when your gun arrives, you know you're an airsofter.
- Paintball is the special olympics of airsoft.
- You tell yourself over and over again "Food is more important." Twenty minutes after your pay cheque comes, you're as broke as you were twenty minutes earlier.
The Distance Between Courage & Stupidity Is Exactly Nine Millimeters