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Old October 7th, 2008, 00:11   #11
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- Airsoft is like a woman...once you're committed, it starts sucking the money out of you.

- "I took one in the mouth" simply does not carry the same connotation off the field.

- Never accuse a guy with a big rifle of having a small gun. If he's big enough to carry that thing, he probably swings it pretty hard too.

- Melding springs. Do I need to say more?

- Airsoft gun: $675. Loadout: 1.5k Bag of .25g BBs: $20. Realizing Milsim is just a step above LARPing: Priceless.

- Airsofters: creeping out eavesdroppers since the 80s. "Oh man, I just got my AK in the mail today!"

- Canadian airsoft: It's like Stalag 13. No one gets contraband in or out...right.

- More to follow when I don't have to do work.
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