Originally Posted by Skruface
In Winnipeg it's illegal to hitch your horse on the corner of Portage and Main. It's also illegal to put your garbage in someone else's garbage can, even if they gave you permission. In Toronto it's illegal to ride a streetcar on Sunday if you've been eating garlic. In Etobicoke it's illegal to enter a bath if the water is less than 3.5 inches in depth. It is against the law to drive a sled dog team on a sidewalk in any settlement within the borders of the Northwest Territories.
All true. All stupid.
In Perth, Ontario, it's illegal to drag a dead horse down Gore St.
I also heard there's an old law here in Ottawa that it's illegal to eat ice cream on Bank St. on Sundays. (There's a huge dairy queen on Bank)