Yeah man. I usually get all pissed off because most of the packages have so much tape on them and I can never find my knife so I have to open my closet, dig out my duty belt and get my knife out of its sheath. In the process there are a few profound words from things falling on me, etc etc. None of that went on this day. My mom had to come upstairs and make sure I was still alive cuz she didn't hear any noises out of me for a while, lol. The best thing about it...no UPS fees!
The Distance Between Courage & Stupidity Is Exactly Nine Millimeters