How about this:
Product Type: Xpresspost
Service Standard Delivery Date: 2008/05/29
2008/05/31 00:04 MISSISSAUGA, ON Item processed at postal facility
2008/05/24 15:53 MAPLE, ON Item accepted at the Post Office
Package was supposed to be in BC on the 29th. It's only less then 50km away from my house so far, and just that took one week. Xpresspost FTW! Definitely putting a late claim for this bullshit.