My cat ate a bag of 4000 BB's the other day... I came home from work to find a huge pile of white on my living room carpet...
And a far too innocent looking kitty in the corner rolling around trying to look uninterested in the tiny little toys he unleashed.
Needless to say I was not impressed... and he was not fed at his usual time. I suppose it's more accurate to say he ate the bag, and left the BBs... but he coulda munched down a couple of them easily enough.
"War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Numenor, and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty, and her present wisdom. Not feared, save as men may fear the dignity of a man, old and wise." - J.R.R. Tolkien