I forget who the carrier was, but I bought a laptop from TigerDirect back in 2004...Their tracking info was pretty thorough and what really got me, was something like this :
1. Get home, no notice of delivery slip.
2. Pissed off, go upstairs and check tracking details
3. Tracking details "12:03:47 : Package left by the left side of door under couch on front porch"
4. Go to porch, check under couch, retrieve package.
That kind of blew my mind.
"You want to talk to God ? Let's go see him together, I haven't got anything better to do."