Originally Posted by MadMorbius
I was out landscaping with my shirt off (two days in a row) when my post LADY came up and handed me my mail...quite enthusiastically. I haven't had a delivery notice on my door since then. Packages are always left behind the everpresent cooler in my mud room
She's just observant. She knows the owner of that belly must also be the owner of that cooler, ergo, hand the mail to you...
Sorry dude, you walked right into that one...