I got a Xbox Live headset thing once... when I opened... naw, I should say reopened... the box, the package was already opened, and the headset removed, then replaced... they even took the little twist tie off of the wire. So when I took the headset out of the package it was a huge tangled mess.
The headset didn't even work either... still doesn't.
"War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Numenor, and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty, and her present wisdom. Not feared, save as men may fear the dignity of a man, old and wise." - J.R.R. Tolkien