Oh, another thing I want to add.
3) When you're playing at a paintball field, and f**king 12-year old paintballs come over a hill and "Ahh!! guys!" pop pop pop pop.
Anyone who's played at Wasaga knows this one.
"Someone in a Prius tried to race me at a stop sign the other day. I couldn't believe it. I had him for the first 100 feet or so but I can only walk so fast."