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Old January 21st, 2008, 22:07   #80
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so that is not a myth... but why? doesn't he realize the trauma he's causing the people he hit . like the poor guy who got his with it. You know sitting in the dead zone (if i may take a page from T7's book):

Dead guy 1: Oh man i was sneaking up on the base when a sniper put a BB right in my back. I never new what hit me. Hey how about you?

Aqua's Victim (aka AV): Ummm i don't really want to talk about it...

Dead Guy 1: oh come on... it can't be that embarrassing. i mean we all get shot in the ass sometimes, we just dont like to admit it.

AV: ya well i got shot in the ass... with a giant dildo...

Dead guy 1: w--with what?

AV: A giant dildo. ok. i was sneaking up on some people and then i hear this load explosion and i turn around and see a giant dildo.

Dead guy 1: ...oh thats what that is

as funny as that would be, i couldn't imagine actually being hit by that. i dont even want to know what he uses for a dummy knife. what's next? anal bead nun-chucks?
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