Thanks so much for the welcome
I've already acquainted myself with the FAQ - seems pretty self-explanatory. (But then common sense isn't so common now is it... ;-) )
At any rate, it's easy to NOT be a noob... just follow this simple guide:
1 - Spell properly. No one likes "OMG WTF UR JUS JEALUS"
2 - Search. It's a button up top, says SEARCH on it.
3 - Respect. It's not YOUR board, treat it like a new friends house. Make yourself at home, but don't be a jerk.
That's basically it - otherwise the rest just comes lol