Originally Posted by mack_silent
Hahaha, I'd prolly do the whole
1. one or two smacks with the baton or frying pan (whichever is handy)
2. followed by cuffing the guy
3. a few minutes of beating him with yellowpages phonebook
4. and then "sprinkle some crack" on him...
5. call police
you actually have crack handy for just an event?