WTF? Whoever came up with that slogan, is a moron.
"Librarian by day-Bacardi by night" ? So what? She's a transformer, who transforms herself into a glass? A glass filled with an alcoholic beverage?
Sheesh. I coulda come up with something wittier, FFS...
Oh, almost forgot... I shoot .28s. And DAMN, a minute? Quickest I could ever go was 15 mins. Hmm. Speed comes with experience, eh? hahahahahah (just razzin' ya, bud)