I fail to see how this relate to shooting a gun. I was surprise the post makes me go to them to pick something up. Lived a long time in the US and if a failed attempt to deliver something occurs.
#1 They come back in the afternoon. If that failed again.
#2 They come back the next day. If that fails.
#3 They try again.
When we went on vacation, we would tell the post and they would hold on our packages until we came back. But again this is Canada and i was astonish that i had to go get the package myself. Am i lazy? Far from it, it was just different than what i was use to.
If you were being sarcastic: lol
If you were being serious: Better hide now cuz i'm coming after yah