In the bathroom next to the mouthwash.
In the night stand next to the condoms.
In the kitchen cupboard next to the allspice.
In the umbrella stand near the door
In the dishwasher
On my desk at work and home.
In my car
Oh wait did you say sex toys or airsoft guns?
I keep mine in unlocked lockable gun cases under my bed.
"Its only a little bit on fire"