In a converted tool cabinet (Punisher style ^_^) that i can open up to look at all the pretty guns hanging on the shelves. They're also cable locked to the cabinet so no one can take them if i leave the damn thing open. Good luck getting into my house to steal anything though. I'm paranoid and it's locked up tighter than Fort Nox.
Oh yeah.... the P90 stays under my pillow.....just in case.
I'm not dead yet! But pretty damn close...