"Note: This is ONLY to be used to report spam, advertising messages, and problematic (harassment, fighting, or rude) posts."
While annoying, n00bs who don't read the FAQ are like the square pegs we try to fit into the round hole. It takes a pounding with a sledgehammer to make them fall into place, and you feel much better afterwards.
...is that what I meant?
I just woke up.