Naw.. you guys got it all wrong! We need some eye catching headlines on the front page that will reel them all in. How about:
"UFO bombs small villiage"
"I watched in horror as giant jellyfish ate my whole familiy"
"Man makes living selling pants"
Ya know, stuff like that. Clicking on any of the links will send them to the forum or FAQ. Sure it's a little misleading, but that's life. If you need anymore ideas let me know.. I'm off to the pub..