Maby we could do a dance number in the meantime? Like we all sign and dance like from Grease or something. We could have awesome camera angles and maby some fireworks. We just need a way to rhyme "airsoft" into a fancy logo.
If we really wanted to, we could all wear tear-away pants and rip them off at the same time to reveal speedos...it could turn into some kind of Full Monty thing.
Remember the south park episode 806 "Goobacks"? where people from the future came to our time to make money...and to solve the problem, all the men got on that big mansex pile and started having sex...maby that would work in our situation....
Worse comes to worse, we could all just shit bricks and build a giant wall so the police couldnt take our guns.