In my nose.
I'm sure I've told this story before... at my first game, the January noobie camp at FR; it must have been three years ago, I slipped on some ice beneath the snow immediately upon deciding to advance to the next piece of cover. I saw the BBs coming at me from about 80 feet away, as I was falling backwards. One hit my chest, another my chin, and I swore I felt something go up my nose (it was cold so I was numb).
I walked back to the safe area and sneezed it out onto the table.
I'M NOT FLIEGENZIEGE