Dont worry, he picked the wrong town/area to ask about doing something really unwise. Considering who replied to him, his chances are pretty much non-existant.
I'll make it even clearer; what you want to do is illegal, and will be treated that way by the police. If you get seen by myself or anyone else, I will dial 911 and let the experts give you a clue. Unless you live under a rock, there have been arrests in Ottawa lately for the same thing you want to do.
Come back when you have informed yourself or have read the Newbie Guide. While you are away, purchase a clue.