Nothing beats a frustrated bunch of noobs Doing the following:
Noob: Having noobs freak out at you saying "It's not fair, you have so many mags and we only have 1!"
Me: I carry 10 locaps, loaded with ~34 rounds each. The noob was walking around with a hicap...
Noob: If we go both go on the field with one mag each, I would own you no problem.
Me: I guess you are right... dumbass
Or the good old you have so much gear it's unfair, how is having extra weight ever to my advantage?
"Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment!"