Hey, believe it or not, if anyone finds a solution I'll be a happy man. No joke, no sarcasm, I mean it.
Heck, just look at the idiot who decided to post porn for the last 20-plus minutes in the general section. If that is not ammo to make this site 18+ and age-verified only, I dont know what is.
If newbies read the FAQ, and I mean at least the Newbie Guide, there would be less problems.
If parents did the same, the problems would be far lower. But they dont, not unless they get semi-forced to do it.