Knowing the kids in my school this would end badly, vary badly. The camping trip would be a good idea; I am leaving for 3 weeks of mountaineering and ocean kayaking on Saturday
And Lo! Jacob saideth unto him.. "Look mate, I hit you in the elbow, right."
And Zachiria looked on with terrible aspect and replied:
"Bollocks, it was a ricochet."
And then Jacob looked up and called upon the mighty power of the Lord, who descended from heaven on a golden chariot with a Vulcan minigun stuck on the front and smote Zacharia with a sustained full-auto burst. And Lo! Jacob proclaimed:
"God is indeed MIGHTY!!"