Hide a car painted camoflauge on the field. When making an assault match, retrieve the car. (Make sure no one on the other team knows of it).
Strap claymores to your chest under your tac vest and surrender and ask to speak with the enemy leader.
-Spend 20 minutes trying to negotiate an arms deal, while 20 people assemble in the woods behind you. Then when the deal breaks down, shoot the negotiators.
Before the internet, the village idiot would stay in his own village.