De-act Gustav? In that case, I'm surprised Star frontpage wasn't "
POLICE FIND DEADLY GUIDED MISSILE LAUNCHER AT ARMY SURPLUS STORE: LOCAL RESIDENTS CALL FOR IMPLEMENTATION OF MISSILE BAN AND MISSILE SHIELD
"We're sick and tired of kids getting their hands on these intercontinental ballistic missiles. They're accidents waiting to happen! We need a ban on missiles and a satellite missile shield program!" Melissa Isabel Lee-Farber said today.
"He resisted. I asked him to comply."
"Telling him to 'eat it, bitch' is not really a request."