Phal you should post the blog on snowdragons site, then we can make fun of you.
Deathsniper was on of the first people that helped welcome me. (there were a few) and it was so nice to feel welcomed into a group with similar interests.
As for Memel, 1 part wooden spoon, 1 part tough love and a strong wrist is all it takes to control him.
Enjoy the true freedom that comes from being completely free of the shackles of reality.