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Old December 27th, 2005, 03:12   #49
Armyissue
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You might be a chair softer....

To borrow from Jeff Foxworthy....
If you have more Aegs Than senario game stories... you might be a Chairsofter
If you have blisters on every finger but your trigger finger ... you might be a Chairsofter
If you have more photoshop pics than game pics... you might be a chairsofter
If you have more posts than BB's you might be a chairsofter
If you bought an FRS to get your mom to bring supper to your room.. you might be a chairsofter
If the idea of a large sweaty man watching your "six" frightens you.. you might be a chairsofter.
if your board name is not easier to pronounce than your asian name... you might be a chairsofter
If you have memorized all the PC RPG small arms ... you might be a chairsofter.
If you need permission and a hallpass to Pee.. you might be a chairsofter
If you think a bad crossfire is getting locked in the ASC chat room with a couple noobs... you might be a Chairsofter
If you sell a two years old BDU set as NIB... You might be a chairsofter.
If you ( yeah go nuts guys) .... You might be a chairsofter
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