Originally Posted by Greylocks
There is no cure for stupidity.
Yes there is. It comes in a number of dosage sizes, ranging from .17 to .50 calibre. Use liberally as needed. Well, not really "Liberally", as Liberals want to take the cure away from you, but...you get my drift.
Newbs. Can't live with 'em, can't put them out of our misery.