Originally Posted by Kedirkin
That's nothing. North Korea invented outer space.
Kim Jong Il's livejournal:
Dear diary. Bush still doesn't 'get it. I tried making my feelings clear but he's too busy ignoring me, he is such a jerk. Everything in his life is just Saddam, Saddam, Saddam and I am sick of it.
On the plus side, I think my hair looked pretty good today. Also I went frolicking at Paektu Mountain and the rainbow came out again. After dinner some of my subjects sang me a song because I invented Outer Space.
KD, you owe me a new keyboard after that one, as mine is now COVERD in pepsi.